Coolness varies.
I watch a lot of television. Yes, I'm that guy from NoWhiteNoise. Sorry about what I find funny. Save yourself and never follow me!
I watch a lot of television. Yes, I'm that guy from NoWhiteNoise. Sorry about what I find funny. Save yourself and never follow me!
waiter: sorry we don't have pepsi, only coke
taylor swift: *writes an album*
Anonymous said: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
Ooh. What was I wearing? Did you like what you saw?
worlds saddest chair
whats wrong buddy
u ok?
Dude, chair… It’s gonna be okay, buddy.
I guess he just wasn’t getting enough ass.
It gets better.
How TF do you NOT reblog this?
(via thepsyentist)
I always wonder what it’s like to be one of those blogs that get loads of questions, when people actually want to know stuff about you and you’re someones favourite blog.
(Source: horange-juicee, via klefanforbes)
Me (with cut in my mouth): Let me just have some pineapple—
Me: OH MY GOD WHY DID I DO THIS IT EFFIN STINGS WHY CRUEL WOR—
Me: Mmm, lemme have another piece.
